>
critique the art
>
read the comics
> thumb through the dictionary
> read dunks diary of
Africa
> marvel at the freakshow
> take the Fboro history
lesson
> read the quotes
> check out the spots
section
Bert,
as most of you will know, is a drinking machine. Ive seen him drink
rugby-playing monsters under the table. Hes drunk piss, motor oil
and god knows what else.
For
some reason I thought it would be a good idea for him to write up
a cocktail list, along with the other local alcoholics.. Merlin,
Mandrake and Gin. Weve thrown a few of ours into the mix too, just
to pad it out.
Just
incase we can be sued for this or suink.. please note..
WE
AT THE FBORO MASSIVE DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU EVEN TASTE THESE DRINKS
- THEY ARE STRICTLY FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY. BERT IS A TRAINED PROFFESSIONAL
AND HAS BEEN DRINKING FOR YEARS. IN FACT, YOU SHOULDNT EVEN LOOK
AT THIS PAGE UNLESS YOU ARE OVER 18. OK?
Right,
that should do it.
Now
remember.. If youre driving, dont drink.. and if you do.. dont drive.
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