> critique the art
> read the comics
> thumb through the dictionary
> read dunks diary of Africa
> marvel at the freakshow
> take the Fboro history lesson
> read the quotes
> check out the spots section

Bert, as most of you will know, is a drinking machine. Ive seen him drink rugby-playing monsters under the table. Hes drunk piss, motor oil and god knows what else.

For some reason I thought it would be a good idea for him to write up a cocktail list, along with the other local alcoholics.. Merlin, Mandrake and Gin. Weve thrown a few of ours into the mix too, just to pad it out.

Just incase we can be sued for this or suink.. please note..

WE AT THE FBORO MASSIVE DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU EVEN TASTE THESE DRINKS - THEY ARE STRICTLY FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY. BERT IS A TRAINED PROFFESSIONAL AND HAS BEEN DRINKING FOR YEARS. IN FACT, YOU SHOULDNT EVEN LOOK AT THIS PAGE UNLESS YOU ARE OVER 18. OK?

Right, that should do it.

Now remember.. If youre driving, dont drink.. and if you do.. dont drive.

 

© sean leahy 2002

Under construction

Dont you hate it when it says that? Whats the point in putting the page up if its not ready? Who knows.

When this page is ready you can expect some drinks from hell.

There will also be a star rating to let you know just how hellbent these puppies really are.

until then..

Cocktails coming soon include:

> The Stuntman
> The Wonder Woman
> The Flaming Sambuca
> The Spewicide
> The Rusty Nail
> The He-She
> The Bar Mouth
> The Morgan After

> The Bastard
> The Geordie Ice / Northern Shandy
> The Crambozo *NEW*
> The Sinéad *NEW*
> Rumbina *NEW*