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Fboro Massive are very proud to present the illustrated Cove and Farnborough
dictionary: 2002 edition. Have a read, you just might learn suink. > critique the art page > sample Bert and co's cocktails > read the comics > read dunks diary of Africa > marvel at the freakshow > take the Fboro history lesson > check out the spots section > go on a roadtrip > read the quotes |
 ashot |
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 muzzled |
 blocks |
 bumfights |
 otter |
 paedo tash (see top lip) |
 ruler finger + goose |
 slizza |
 gin |
 horse |
 swivel |
 ug |
 wankboot |
 nice wife |
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sean leahy 2002
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A alo (ahloh) interj. expression of greeting, must be said in pythonesque french ag (adj) n. nearest portal of hell to farnborough, located in camberley ashot (ae shott) n. aldershot, the ghetto B badger ('baedjah) n. carniverous burrowing mammal, about the size of a fox bastard (ba:sta'd) n. strong cider mixed with special brew or tennents super battle fone (bat'l foen) n. large, heavily broken mobile telephone bedecent (bu:diesent) v. very good bevoir (bevwah) n. a lager bling (bling) n. to be very nice (of objects) -blingin' bling bling (bling bling) n. to be extremely nice (of objects) -yes mate, that totalrespectmobile is proper bling bling blizza (blizzah) n. slang for a skateboard / bmx manoever named a blunt e.g. flizza blizza slizza blud (blud) n. friend, associate -yeh blud 'of course, my good friend' blocks (bloks) n. set of three concrete blocks good for skating or riding on in downtown farnborough bocoy (bokoi) slang. meaningless rhyming word -yoy noy bocoy boyo (boi-oh) n. young lad, must be said in a welsh accent -nice farahs, boyo brrnt (brnt) n. more ear-pleasing alternative to a common swearword -youre a brrnt! bumfights (bumfites) n. aggressive video about tramps that kick lumps out of themselves buzzard ('buzäd) bird of prey, succeptable to rough crutches -rough as a buzzards crutch C campian (kampian) n. a person from north camp cheeseboard (cheizbord) n. expanse of bare wood on a skateboard where griptape has been purposely left out clawpaw (klor'por) n. an otters foot clubfoot (klubfu:t) n. long, bulbous foot belonging to mike cod (kod) n. large sea fish of the northern hemisphere that is subject to war cover (koe:ver) n. a person from cove cue (kyu:) n. a skateboard deck D D.G.K.M. darby green killin machine donelli (donneli) n. 1. extreme weightlifting trousers 2. young lady from ashot E easy (eiezeie) interj. 1. expression of greeting -easy now 2. expression of distress in the case of being tormented eh oop (ey u:p) interj. expression of greeting evening ('i:vnin) n. ironic way to acknowledge the early part of the day F fboro (ef burrah) n. farnborough febo ('fi:boh) n. goose-esque grip graphic flava (flayvah) a. good qualities -that girls got mad flava flexin (fleksin) v. to exert ones garage flava -flexin it with the ones and twos flizza (flizzah) n. to perform a flip trick on a skateboard e.g. flizza tizza -kickflizza n. a kickflip -heelflizza n. a heelflip -treflizza n. a 360 flip foot down (fu:t daun) n. unacceptable landing of a skateboard trick whereby the skater lands with one foot dragging on the floor force (fawse) n. dry, disgusting breakfast cereal -force is for horses G getupthere (ghetuptheir) v. 1. to get on very well with a young lady or fellow 2. to do something very well 3. type of hilarious car game ghetto (get:o) n. aldershot gin (jin) n. tipple of choice for trainee and master wizards gnarly (narlie) v. 1. to be difficult to skate or ride (as in obstace) 2. of a ghetto goose (gu:s) n. 1. long-necked, web footed bird 2. to have a look at something -to have a goose grizzla ('grizlah) n. to perform a grind trick on a skateboard e.g. backside nazle grizzla guestbook (ghestbu:k) n. open forum for taking the piss out of eachother gunna (ghunnah) n. a friend or companion -yeh gunna, I got dis moove, yeh? 'yes my good friend, I am good am I not?' gwan (guahn) a. to go on, happen -wha gwan blud? what is happening tonight my dear fellow? H H.A.M. heavy administrations manager ham (ham) n. 1. meat, esp. salted or smoked, from thigh of pig -hamfest n. extreme sports festival hellbent (hellbent) v. 1. to be prepared for hooking in 2. to be angry -hellbent for leather horse (ho:s) n. four-footed animal used for riding and draft -horsebox n. container for horses, sightings of horseboxes equal good roadtrips hook-in (hu:k in) v. to drink alcohol until completely innebriated hunt (hunt) n. more ear-pleasing alternative to a common swearword huh (spelling pron. hu) interj. 1. exclaimation of bewilderment, inquiry etc. 2. prefix of naaaah! I ink (ink) n. a tattoo J juice (dju:s) n. great qualities -to have juice to have great qualities e.g. that parks got juice K K.O.T.U.G. king of the underground kranium krusher (kraeneum krusherh) n. fictional death-metal band L ladyboy (laidie'boi) n. manoever where the manhood is tucked between the legs with hilarious concequences |
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mouey (mohie) n. hair growth on
the upper lip
nazle ('neiz'l) n. to perform a skateboard trick
on the nose of the board e.g. nazle grizzla
pro-ho (proe
hoe)
n. young girl who hangs around a skater or bmxer so as to
be associated with them
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