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Can
we do that blowjob thing that made me pass out while throwing up?
Dave
remembers a cocktail that Blakey gave him for his birthday
Its
alright in here
Bart
in the boot of Seens car after his birthday kidnapping
Can
anyone else smell curry?
Mike in Zaffrons winebar, which
is also a curry house
I
chose bro's, not ho's
Gin looks after Bert before he
looks after the ladies
Leahy.. write this down. Grill has ordered a Fosters top, and hes
drinking it!
Blakey gets over-excited on the phone
Dude, can we go to the metal club now?
Grill on wine
My love is the shit
Gin quotes DJ Assault to woo the ladies
I am the ginger warlord.. gimme my sword and I'll cut off your arm
Mikey Terra makes up a song for Bert
Check out the drinking wound
Bart shows off his scars
I dont like drinking but it feels too good to stop
Merlin
I hate people like you who skate foampits and shit.. and all Ive
got is lager and a P&O hat
Bert gets upset
The only slot that’s gonna let you in tonight is the fruity
Ad tells Bert the sad truth
Look at you, you cant even control your face
Grace gets angry at Porty
Simon Venn is a credit to the nation
Sidewalk magazine
This ones got horns! Im gonna stroke it
Seen goes cow stroking after the Ag
I need the right song to knee-slide to
Ging wants the Ag to play some old school rock
No time for small-talk, I'm listening to slayer
Jez tells Seen to keep schtum
Sean, the last thing I want to see on my doormat in the morning
is your face looking up at me
Seens work colleagues werent as impressed as some with the paper
pics
What is it then? Women in the kitchen and blokes in the skatepark?
Joe Scully off Neighbours has the right idea
I went to make a cup of tea and the kettle was rattling, so I
opened it up and there was an egg inside it
Vents clears up after his party
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Just
because you fancy one ladyboy doesnt make you gay
Ben tries (badly) to defend his manhood
Let me just check my care bank... Oh, I'm overdrawn
Seen isnt impressed with Duncs shennanigans
Ive spotted the troublemakers already, and its them over there
The quizmaster at the Blam points out the massive's table
Whats a wifebeater? I thought it was a big stick
Steve just before he received some stern looks
Do you remember the time Bart got into a fight with my bookcase...
and what's more, he lost?
Steve reminisces about the good old days.
I won an under 13's inline competition, thats how cool I am
Matt puts the heat on himself
Apparently I was talking to a bloke on the train, and I can remember
what he looks like, but Joe says there was nobody there
Benny boy try's mind altering drugs
Barts got better at skating ever since Bennet slapped his dick round
his face
Blake considers Barts abilities
I gotta get me a fat chick, theyll do anything
Merlin
I get so much respect being Merlins Mum
Mrs Merlin
Why are you always skating switch man, whats your problem?
Some yank accuses Bart of being over-tech
Oh for gods sake, he even rolls down my street switch
Seen gets pissed of with Bart too
All this shit, added to this shit just leads to more shit
Bart gets philosophical
Why cant the toilet just come to me?
Bart has the hangover blues
Whoah, that channel gap was mad Tony Hawk style
Ashot Phil b/s 5050s at crawley, and is stoked
I want a quote on the page, but ive got nothing to say cos Im
a woman
Eleanor is jealous
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